Stop the Steal… of Our Districts: Why California’s New Maps Deserve Their Own Comedy Special

If you thought politics couldn’t get any dumber, California said: “Hold my ballot.” Thanks to a little Texas-style inspiration, our redistricting circus looks less like democracy and more like a Vegas magic trick—now you see fair maps, now you don’t.

And what do we do when politicians try to redraw the lines until voters disappear?We fight back the only way we know how: with a T-shirt and a sense of humor.

STOP the STEAL (but of course, make it fashion)

On the front: bold white letters scream “STOP the STEAL.”On the back: the kicker—“MGGA: Make Gerrymandering Go Away.”Because if Texas can play cowboy with democracy, California can at least clap back with a punchline.

It’s satire, it’s activism, it’s 100% cotton. Democracy never felt this soft.

We Didn’t Want To. But We Had To!

That slogan says it all. We didn’t want to make this shirt. We really didn’t. But when politicians start carving up maps like Thanksgiving turkeys, somebody’s gotta stitch together the truth.

Why This Shirt? Why Now?

• Because California isn’t supposed to borrow Texas’s bad ideas.

• Because fair maps shouldn’t be optional.

• Because laughing at corruption feels better than crying into your reusable Trader Joe’s bag.

Join the Movement (and Look Good Doing It)

Wear it to rallies. Wear it to the polls. Wear it while explaining to your confused uncle why no, this isn’t a real MAGA shirt—it’s the remix.

👉 Grab your Stop the Steal California Redistricting Tee here and let’s Make Gerrymandering Go Away.