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Where’s the Beef? Oh Right—In the 1%’s Freezers.
- Giggles & Threads Team
- Jul 31
- 2 min read
Beefflation Is Real — And It’s Ridiculous
If you've been to the grocery store lately, you may have noticed something absurd: beef prices have gone full wagyu. According to recent headlines, ground beef is now flirting with $7 a pound, while steaks are reaching double digits. We’re not economists—but we are excellent smartasses—and we call it what it is: Beefflation.
We got the idea for our newest satirical t-shirt after reading this hilarious post on GOPocalypse Now titled “Beefflation 2025: When a Pound of Meat Out-Earns You.” The post dives into meat prices, economic absurdity, and a certain ex-president who thinks tariffs are a side dish. It inspired us to take that satire off the screen… and put it on a shirt.
👕 New Drop: “Where’s the Beef? In the 1%’s Freezers”
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a wearable protest. A grocery-aisle mood. A sirloin-soaked scream into the capitalist void.
Our “Where’s the Beef?” satirical t-shirt serves up:
Bold, minimalist typography
A direct jab at economic inequality
A nostalgic nod to the old fast food catchphrase, now with extra rage marbling
Because let’s face it — if you can’t afford steak, at least you can wear the snark.
🛒 Get the shirt here (And before it’s marked up like ribeye.)
🎯 Why This Shirt Matters (Besides Being Hilarious)
We believe political merch should do more than make you laugh — it should make a point. And this shirt:
Highlights wealth hoarding by the ultra-rich
Mocks Trump’s economic policies and inflation excuses
Connects with those who think “All sizzle, no steak” is both culinary and congressional
Plus, you’re supporting a queer-owned small business that gives a damn about truth, equity, and t-shirts that punch up.
🔥 Spread the Word (Not Just the BBQ Sauce)
Tag us in your protest fits. Share this shirt with your friend who still thinks trickle-down economics works. And don’t forget to check out GOPocalypse Now for more biting satire that pairs perfectly with overpriced red meat and political indigestion.
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